This funny t-shirt reads "Private T-Shirt Do Not Read". Cheeky people will have to read further (even though it's not allowed) to see the fine print that says "Violators Will Be Smacked Around". When they get that close, they will be within smacking distance -- they have been warned!
The entire design on this funny t-shirt is done in white with red trim and text to look like a genuine traffic or road regulation sign. It looks great on a black unisex shirt as shown here; you can also get this top in cuts for kids or women, in different colors too! Other apparel style options are also available; see some options below.